The Democratic Republic of The Wahoo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.213 billion Wahoos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hooville. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wahooan economy, worth 834 trillion Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,728 Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, they say that Wahoos made a dessert and called it peace, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wahoo's national animal is the Badgermole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Wahoo is ranked 10,517^th in the world and 601^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,917.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.